In the comments section of the last post, Sluggo said “Roundisgettinglaidagain” to which I say “Roundwishes.”

Sluggo, your comment is innacurate in two ways: A.) It suggests that I am “gettinglaid,” which I am not and B.) it speculates that I am “gettinglaidagain,” which suggests that I’ve been laid recently. Now, were I to get laid, I would technically be getting laid “again” as I have, in fact, gotten laid in the past. But, let’s not get bogged down in semantics.

How have you motherhunchers been, anyway? I’ve missed you guys! Me? Sure, I might have put on a few over the holidays. Yeah, yeah, I let the beard grow in. You look good! I don’t remember that sweater. Really? When? No kidding! That’s great. Glad to hear it. Oh, Lord, I haven’t seen that guy in forever. What’s he up to? No shit? Wow. No, no, good to see you, too! Let’s get together soon! It’s been too long! I know we always say that, but this time I mean it!

So, yeah. Between Thanksgiving and, well, now, there are all of those holidays, all of those holiday get-togethers, and damn near every one of my friends’ birthdays. That’s a lot of running around and gift buying and whatnot. This is probably what most people call “life.” Not me, Jack. I’m not used to all of this doing (and reeing. <–There’s a joke for about three people.)

On top of all of that, my editor insisted that the new Web site for work be launched before Christmas, so I’ve been putting in a ton of hours working on that. Or maybe I’ve been putting in a ton of hours thinking and worrying about working on that. It’s all a blur, man.

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